Wife, mother, retired sailor, college student, writer. All at one time, and all commented upon depending on my mood.
Of course, it should go without saying that this holds my opinions and comments, and doesn't necessarily reflect the opinions or policies of any organization for which I work, any school that I attend, anyone that I am related to by blood or by choice, or any other group with which I am associated. But there...I've said it. Fair 'nuff?