Those moments in Pirates of the Carribean? When Jack Sparrow is talking to aspects of himself?

So I said to myself in the shower, "Why does it take a looming deadline to focus yourself on what direction a piece of writing must take?"

And I replied, "It's like that darned German oral test yesterday. I think and wait until I've got it almost perfect, and then I start."

"Ah! Yes! That's the problem. So how do I fix it?"

"Got me there."

Sigh.