And if ye be wonderin' why I be titlin' me entry this way, then ye be not payin' heed to the day! Arrrr!

....I was born on the crest of a wave and rocked in the cradle of the deep. Seaweed and barnacles are me clothes. Every tooth in me head is a marlinspike; the hair on me head is hemp. Every bone in me body is a spar, and when I spits, I spits tar! I'se hard, I is, I am, I ARRRRRRRRR!


(In other news, happy anniversary to my folks!)