The yellow pages called yesterday, asking if we had received our copy.
Me: "Ummm, yeah, I think so."
Her: Would you mind answering a few questions? How many times a month do you use the yellow pages? Two? More?
Me: Once a year, I think. Maybe.
Her: Oh. Well, as a thank you for answering the survey, may I offer you two free weeks of the Union Trib--
Me: Oh, we hate that paper! It's awful!
Her: (laughs)Well, thank you for your time.
And then tonight I get AT&T offering me local service. I guess when they transferred us to a new phone number they thought we might have changed our mind. Blech.
Now, off to the Do-Not-Call website again....