The phone number is now different so we aren't on the "Do not call" registry nor off all the lists we told people to take us off of.

The yellow pages called yesterday, asking if we had received our copy.

Me: "Ummm, yeah, I think so."

Her: Would you mind answering a few questions? How many times a month do you use the yellow pages? Two? More?

Me: Once a year, I think. Maybe.

Her: Oh. Well, as a thank you for answering the survey, may I offer you two free weeks of the Union Trib--

Me: Oh, we hate that paper! It's awful!

Her: (laughs)Well, thank you for your time.

And then tonight I get AT&T offering me local service. I guess when they transferred us to a new phone number they thought we might have changed our mind. Blech.

Now, off to the Do-Not-Call website again....