Your HP refill cartridges are crap. The new Harry Potter book cover is green, not blue. Shove your cartridges up yours.
Dear news people:
If that deputy in Georgia had been a small man with similar training, you wouldn't be talking about whether short men should be police officers, so piss off. The procedures sucked, and there should have been more than one deputy.
Dear San Diego City Council Members:
You're asshats if you voted to destroy the memorial on Mt. Soledad. Resign. For once, Murphy is right. But the fiscal fiasco is crap, which is what makes the rest of you asshats. Resign.
This mood brought to you by overflowing crap. That is all.