And of course, when I first came to San Diego, I wondered why all of the Mexican license plates were labeled "FRONT" when they were clearly on the back of the car. Now I know that it stands for "Frontera".
I really didn't know what "prick" meant when I said it at the dinner table. Mom was not pleased.
I killed baby toads when I was a child, because I thought they were frogs, so I tossed them into the pond. The fish ate them.
I still like reading cheap, trashy, plotless romances, but mostly just for the laughs.