Been reading a bunch of discontented fan-whines about how Prisoner of Azkaban left out important stuff, and how I, Robot is going to be horrible, and how even Lord of the Rings was wrong in several areas.

Started thinking about how I'd feel if I ever wrote a book that Hollywood was interested in making into a movie.

And I figured that I wouldn't mind what they did, so long as they left the money on the nightstand on the way out.